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STRATEGY
These âdeadâ marketing trends are alive and kicking
Dig up one of these former fads to power your growth breakthrough â no shovel or necromancy needed.
Unpopular opinion: there is no best marketing technique.
âTheyâ want you to believe that some techniques are âwhatâs workingâ right now (looking at you generative AI), while others are dead and gone.
Weâre all suckers for promises of quick returns, and thatâs what âtheyâ are counting on to get you to buy a $500 online course.
To âtheirâ point, techniques and channels go through cycles of hype and saturation before eventually getting normalized, but you know what? Thatâs not dead. Thatâs solid and predictable. Sounds like a great time to hop on.
With all that being said, here are some âdeadâ fads you might want a fresh look at.
Blogging (seriously)
Yes, a lot of businesses still have a blog page. But whatâs seemingly long gone are the days of everyone taking blogging seriously. Blogging (originally weblogging) was all that and a bag of chips around the 2000s, when we were all coding like pros on MySpace. Did you know that Twitter was originally billed as a âmicrobloggingâ platform?
A look at Twitter in its launch year (2006). Were you there, too? Source: Internet Live Stats
Its popularity waned, but the medium didnât die. It just got less party and more business. More Business Insider, to be exact.
The second most popular blog on the web (as of February 7) is Business Insider. On her LinkedIn page, Editor in Chief Jamie Heller gives some hints about why itâs so successful:
An AI-powered improvement in the search function makes the blog easy to navigate for a better UX (click here for tips on how to improve yours)
First-person essays or âas told toâ pieces share real-life experiences of a subject (which Google loves)
Opinion pieces tackle tough subjects, giving a unique point of view and adding something new to the conversation (this gets people talking)
In a LinkedIn article, Lee Densmer recommends that large companies budget $10K to $50K a month for content, planning to spend anywhere from $400 to $1500 per blog post. You donât have to jump in at $50,000 a month, though â start where youâre at and grow into it if itâs worthwhile for you.
Facebook Groups (to build a following)
Early adopters of Facebook Group marketing included Apple, Victoriaâs Secret, andâŠGwen Stefani. (Really: Her team supposedly marketed âHollaback Girlâ over there in 2005 to reach a large student user base. Pretty innovative at the time.)
Key considerations:
Itâs still the 3rd most active social media platform after YouTube and WhatsApp (DataReportal).
If you go for it, stick to a narrow market, says Neil Patel
You need at least 3000 highly targeted group members to start making money unless your members are super engaged (according to Startups.com)
Getting there isnât fast or easy but big names like Instant Pot, ALDI Aisle of Shame and WWE are killing it there. If Instagram, TikTok and short form video isnât your thing, this could be it.
The Skyscraper Technique
The Skyscraper Technique was named and popularized in 2013 by Brian Dean. It goes like this: (1) You see what ranks. (2) You write a bigger, better article. (3) Then, you reach out to anyone linking to those articles and ask them to link to yours instead. âCause itâs better.
It was wildly popular, which was exactly why it wasnât easy. Every-damned-body was building âskyscrapers,â and most of that content was plagiarized from the original more than it was improved. Moreover, everyone was going after the same links. You can imagine how annoying this was for authoritative sites, which were being flooded with identical email templates copied and pasted from LinkedIn SEO influencers.
Why should you revisit the Skyscraper?
Link building has always been a slog. The best SEOs still do it, though, because it works better than anything else.
Just pick strategically important keywords, write articles that are truly awesome, and do your backlink homework. Just because it sounds simple doesnât mean itâs easy.
Want to know more? Hereâs a guide on link building.
P.S. If youâre already thinking about reviving your blog strategy, get more bang for that buck by working with someone who has the SEO chops to win backlinks. Hiring a full stack content marketer is a six-figure commitment, but itâs more efficient than hiring a copywriter and an SEO specialist.
Takeaway: Theyâre not dead. Theyâre underutilized.
Looking back at dead trends is a sneaky way to hack your growth.
Everyone already did it wrong, so the people still in the game are the ones who have done it right. There are plenty of reliable resources to help you skip over the common mistakes and get right to the tactics that work â no sketchy online courses needed. Plus, these platforms have already pushed past their saturation point and normalized. Your returns will be more predictable and steady.
How much money do you think gets wasted by businesses that jump on every trend, pump dollars into it, and dump it when itâs not everything they read on social media?
We donât know the exact number, but itâs probably a lot. Proxima estimates that anywhere from 25% to 60% of marketing budgets are wasted annually due to bad strategy.
The bandwagon is an expensive ride. Try some proven pathways instead.
CULTURE
The marketing mascot graveyard
Users everywhere are saying âgood riddanceâ to Duo the Owl.
Duolingo used a fatal car crash to guilt-trip us into practising our Spanish. Honestly, weâre glad to see the back of that passive-aggressive, bug-eyed green bird.
Side note: The brandâs language guidelines state it should never be âsarcastic or smugâ or âmean-spirited,â but weâve heard rumors of literal kidnap threats, so weâre not sure if they nailed that.
Which other brand mascots have already died?
Linda Ferrell of Auburn University Harbert College of Business says itâs become harder for mascots to appeal to diverse audiences, which is why brands often decide to axe them.
In some cases, mascots had to be canceled because of claims they were out of touch or even offensive.
RIP:
The Kool-Aid Man: Went âmissingâ in 2020, but it was just a marketing stunt
Ronald McDonald: Potentially vanished because itâs sketchy to use a clown character to get kids (who donât know anything about nutrition) to crave unhealthy food. Or, maybe itâs because those real-life âcreepy clown sightingsâ of 2016 made the world wary of clowns
Aunt Jemima: Rebranded by Quaker Oats because it was based on a racial stereotype
Uncle Benâs: Also rebranded following accusations of racism
Tony the Tiger: Removed from cereal packs because he existed to influence children to consume high-sugar products masquerading as a healthy choice, much like Ronald McDonald
Is this the end of brand mascots?
Thereâs a school of thought that says mascots canât hold up in modern strategies focused on data-driven, personalized experiences.
But Richard Harriford, author of âCracking the Memory Codeâ says mascots might not be on-trend, but theyâre a shortcut to memorability.
In fact, since fewer brands now have mascots, theyâve become a competitive advantage.
Take Wendyâs, which keeps audiences engaged with a strong, sassy personality. Freddie the Chimp helps Mailchimp stand out in a typically dry market. And the Sour Patch Kidsâ mascots are taking over TikTok (despite being about 40 years old).
Brand mascots create a fun experience and bring depth to a brand. Thereâs a definite space for them in 2025, as long as brands learn from the mistakes of McDonaldâs and the gang.
On the day of Duoâs âdeathâ, there were more worldwide downloads for the app on iOS than any other day this year
We donât know if the marketing team has pulled a Kool-Aid-style stunt, but since Duolingoâs performance was already looking good, this seems unlikely.
Maybe the humans behind the brand were just as sick of the owlâs attitude as the rest of us.
u/Old_Dragonfruit_5016 / Via Reddit
DATA POINT
A little less screen time sounds great for our collective mental health. It could be keeping social media marketers up at night, though.
For the first time in at least 12 years, users are spending less time on social media.
Statista reported that in 2024, the average daily social media usage around the world dipped to 143 minutes per day, which is down from 151 daily minutes the previous year.
Daily usage hasnât been this low since 2018.
At the end of 2023, Morning Consult reported that 61% of adults with a social media account have become more selective about what they post. So, weâre seeing less sharing as well as less doom-scrolling.
All of this means brands need to be in more than one place. If youâre solely building on social media, thatâs like building a house on someone elseâs foundation.
A healthy business has an audience on owned platforms, like your website and email list. Any unexpected platform changes (like the will-they-wont-they TikTok saga of the last few months) wonât completely destroy your brand.
In no way is social media on the way out, but do you think itâs usage rate will continue to drop? Could it eventually become less influential in human lives?
Weâd love to hear your thoughts! Hit reply and let us know.
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This weekâs issue was written by Amy Hawthorne and edited by Catherine Solbrig.